jadedbirch:

ladytp:

captainevans:

some people’s blogs are being incorrectly flagged as explicit so if you would like to check your status, you can look it up on postlimit.com.

if you have been incorrectly marked as nsfw, you can appeal before tumblr permanently filters you as such and your blog is set back to default settings prior to december 18th here.

Thank you for this post! My blog (can you believe it, friends??) was flagged as NSFW, which might explain my recent invisibility…

I know I sometimes go over the board with sweaty wrestlers, but, really…??

Well that explains why none of my shit shows up in the tags I guess 🤷

admirable-mairon:

swilmarillion:

admirable-mairon:

swilmarillion:

admirable-mairon:

swilmarillion:

@buckbuckbuck …and that workplace, tbh

@admirable-mairon DUDE ME TOO. My brain kept automatically inserting ass into that sentence 😂 which honestly would be totally on brand for melkor, so

VERY MELKOR! He would NEVER pass up an opportunity to make puns about Mairon’s ass

He’s physically incapable. And Mairon just shrugs and goes, ‘I mean, you would know’

Oh he would shrug but he would LOVE it. I mean that boy thrives on praise

Praise is second only to oxygen in the Mairon hierarchy of needs

Mairon’s hierarchy of needs:

1. Oxygen

2. Praise

3. (a good dick)

4. Caffeine

3&4 switch back and forth depending on the day, possibly the hour

admirable-mairon:

swilmarillion:

admirable-mairon:

swilmarillion:

@buckbuckbuck …and that workplace, tbh

@admirable-mairon DUDE ME TOO. My brain kept automatically inserting ass into that sentence 😂 which honestly would be totally on brand for melkor, so

VERY MELKOR! He would NEVER pass up an opportunity to make puns about Mairon’s ass

He’s physically incapable. And Mairon just shrugs and goes, ‘I mean, you would know’

Oh he would shrug but he would LOVE it. I mean that boy thrives on praise

Praise is second only to oxygen in the Mairon hierarchy of needs

catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

@darkkryptonite I’m still holding onto the belief that this cockroach of a website is unkillable, but I’m backing stuff up just in case 🤞🏻and thank you, friend. Same to you!

@gooooothmoooog hey thanks! That’s so nice of you ❤️❤️ I’m might just backup the whole dumb blog somewhere and then dig through it after finals are over?? That way I don’t have to worry about tumblr disintegrating whole I try to remember math concepts I purged from my brain after the last exam…