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Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

vampireapologist:

really tired of seeing “x lord of the rings character is gay” posts that aren’t about gandalf when he’s clearly the gayest character in the stories

falls off a cliff to his death in front of his most beloved friends only to show up like a week later, hair dyed in a new outfit like “oh i forgot my own name” what level of gay drama

impossiblejellyfishfart:

neonblak:

deebott:

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

I can’t

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

homestuck:

katschy:

loloftheday:

Plant shaming

He’s a doctor.

doctor shaming

Source: loloftheday

themintyone:

So like how collectively Fucked™ do you think we would all be if Hozier did a cover of Hallelujah?

goddesspeggycarter:

bronweathanharthad:

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

dasha-through-the-snow:

celticpyro:

aquestionofcharacter:

if you relate to having an idea for a story for 4 to 8 years with almost zero progress towards actually writing it down, clap your hands

This post kicked down my door, came into my house and publicly shamed me in front of God, my mother, and my cat.

“4 to 8”, ha, amateurs…

thetoxiczombie:

This panic happens like every few months.