The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
you: sweater weather
me, an intellectual: seasonal depression
Inktober part 3 ! Day 10, Maglor / Day 11, Celegorm & Curufin / Day 12, Varda / Day 13, Ecthelion & Gothmog / Day 14, Haleth
review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible
four straight cis white men talk about their ocs
Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings
Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor
Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2
These are all about the fucking McElroys.
I d l e S a u r o n ✨
TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.
via reddit.com
Can’t feel cramps when you’re in a coma!!
doctors until literally like 1960: headache? here have some meth
past writer me: oh i ..*whispers* write ..erp… just… dont tell anyone please. but yes i do write it in rp…… *embarrassed* pleasedontshameme.
present writer me: time for my character to slide THAT THICC ASS DICKMONSTER hellyea.
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