
Props to the first to get it.

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
One half of my otp: *dies*
Me: it’s funny how you think dying is going to get you out of this ship
have some more sumptuously clothed dark lord. (I just heard about this ‘angbang’ thing. not really sure what it is, but it sounds fab.) xo
There’s no ‘back on my bullshit’ around here. I’ve never been off my bullshit in my life.
Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”
@cerulean-shark Mairon would
he and I both
Why the hell do I find this amusing
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing”
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
Ilmarë – one of my favorite Maiar… wish we knew more about her !! Thank you for requesting her! 😘